Paddington Bateman

CANONICAL

$PADMAN paired with MSFTc · launched 41d ago

0xba5ed520a4e5659ff24142857b24094aa49e5ecf

Chad Level2%

NPCat 5x

Chad Premium

1.0284x

What's this?

How much this MemeStonk has outperformed MSFTc since launch. 1.0x = same as the stock; above 1.0 = beating it; below 1.0 = lagging. Denominated in stock, not USD. This is the live figure, read straight from the pool. The on-chain value battles are settled against is only republished on a trade, and at most once every 100 blocks, so it trails the market on a quiet pool. (Canonical scoring does not use it at all — that is committed market cap, sticky holders, depth and bond.)

Market cap

≈$7.6k

14.49 MSFTc

What's this?

Fixed 69B supply x this MemeStonk's price in MSFTc, converted at Chainlink's USD price for MSFTc. Supply is fixed with no mint path, so this is both market cap and fully diluted value. The chart widget below prices MSFTc from a DEX pool instead and can disagree sharply — this figure is the feed-backed one.

Bond

69,000,000 CHAD

What's this?

Total CHAD bonded on this MemeStonk across all bonders. Adds to the MemeStonk's canonical score. The creator routes 15% of their paired-side cut to bonders on top of the standard 20%.

Volume 24h

no trades in the last 24h

What's this?

Traded volume over the last 24 hours, converted at the paired asset's USD price. Excludes the protocol's own swaps — buyback-and-burn, auto-LP and reflection swaps move the price but nobody chose to trade.

Holders

Behavior

Moves with the stock

Volatility 0.0%

Canonical Score

-5.752· 8m ago ago

Higher wins the canonical title.

What's this?

Based on committed holder value, pool depth, long-term holders and bonded $CHAD. Posted every 15 minutes by ChadPad's keeper.

Pay with

You pay (ETH)

You receive (est.)—

Effective rate—

Fees1.00% pool

Price impact—

Min received (slippage 1.00%)—

Slippage: 1.00% · quote valid 5 min

no trades for 41d

latestO 0.00000000021H 0.00000000021L 0.00000000021C 0.00000000021vol 0.00 MSFTc

Recent trades

Buy75.1M $PADMAN0.0159 MSFTc0x946f…222541d ↗

Buy201.3M $PADMAN0.0425 MSFTc0x047e…85f541d ↗

Level 0pleb

The starting line. Every legend begins here.

NPC· 5x

MSFTc is issued by Coinbase, backed 1:1 by shares held by a broker-dealer. You are trading a meme priced in that token — never the share, and no dividend or vote. The underlying offering is Regulation S and not available to US persons. Risk

Bond

Total bonded on this MemeStonk69,000,000 CHAD · posted

Bonds are liquid — unbond any time. While posted, a bond counts toward the canonical score and earns bonders 20% of the stock-side trading fees, plus the 15% this creator routes from their own cut.

Creator

debase.base.ethL0 pleb

3 memes launched · 0 levelled up

Track record →

The Chad is derived from the wallet address — nothing to choose, and the same on every page. The badge beside it is the highest Chad Level any of their launches has reached, earned rather than chosen. A record is a signal, not a guarantee.

MSFTc · live price

24/7 via DexScreener

$MSFT milestones

No milestones recorded yet. An all-time-high close is recorded from a price source and repeats every time MSFT closes at a new high, releasing half the accrued milestone bonus to holders each time. Milestones do not affect Chad Levels — those climb on the meme's own price, the same way a token launch does.

Battles

All battles →

Challenge to battle

7-day battle

Both MemeStonks must have a published Chad Premium (i.e. at least one swap). An exhibition is free, risks nothing, and needs no agreement from the other creator — it settles as a scoreboard result with nothing at stake.